Little Adolph

Gertrud Goebbels had changed her name to hide her Nazi past. Her new name was Sara Mueller But rumor's of her past haunted her. On August the first of nineteen forty seven she gave birth to a big headed baby boy who she named Adolf. Gertrud he was not much of a thinker and Adolph was not a popular name at this time so people were supicious of why she would name her child Adolf. She took the little bastard boy and fled to Munich. This is where she met the American soldier Simon Vandyke.

Simon Vandyke was from Ohio. He was as queer as one could be back in those days. All the other solider's made fun of him . They even had their little gay jokes for him. " Van is more woman than man , will suck your dick if he can". He was in trouble, he had tried to have sex with a man in the shower and had been discovered. He feared a court martial and decided to get married to dispel the queer rumor's.

Gertrud had to get out of Germany ,they were hot on her trail for being a death camp worker. She and Vandyke met by accident at a Munich beer hall where they were both , drowning their sorrow's. Each were repulsed by the other but it was the perfect way out for them. They were quickly married. Her little Adolf and Vandyke all moved to Akron Ohio. Vandykes parents were so pleased that their son had married a woman. She was awful fat and ugly but they did not care. It was a lot better than than having the stigma of a queer son.

Vandyke proudly passed off little Adolf as his own son and decided to have him circumcised as was the American custom of the time. The physician was doctor Gabriel Goldstein ,recently of one of the many german concentration camps. He thought he recognized
the mother as being a guard at the camp he was at but he could not be sure. He then saw the little boys name was Adolf. The horror came back to him and while he was doing the Circumcision,
He cut off little Adolfs penis. It was passed off as a horrible accident.

Mr. and Mrs Vandyke were horrified. Adolfs penis was buried at the cemetery at Saint Mary's. Next they did the only thing they could do they changed Adolfs name to Hilda and raised him as a girl. After Hilda reached adulthood she would annually visit the cemetery and cry over the grave of her dearly departed penis.