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Thursday, March 15, 2007
breaking news
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
blitzkreig
I was in room 10 last night for a few and Glock said Blitzkreig's brother came in the room and said he had been killed in a motorcycle accident in January. He has been missing for some time. I don't think he had any enemie's so I don't think someone would just make up a story about him. I didn't know him all that well. He was a typer but seemed like a decent guy.
I see Steve has been accusing every one of being an anon clone again. Almost all those anon clones belittling Sweet and supporting Steve are Steve. He really is rather easy to figure out as he has a rather child like mind. People like him and Michael Jackson never mentally grow and can not function on a social level with adult's. Fuck at least Michael Jackson was able to leave home.
This little parasite sponge's off his parent's and anyone who will buy his sob stories. If his parent's threw him out he would just be another ugly homeless bum begging for a quarter on the street's. the man is fourty six years old he should of emancipated himself thirty years ago. The cocksuker is about as useless as scuba's tit's.
I see Steve has been accusing every one of being an anon clone again. Almost all those anon clones belittling Sweet and supporting Steve are Steve. He really is rather easy to figure out as he has a rather child like mind. People like him and Michael Jackson never mentally grow and can not function on a social level with adult's. Fuck at least Michael Jackson was able to leave home.
This little parasite sponge's off his parent's and anyone who will buy his sob stories. If his parent's threw him out he would just be another ugly homeless bum begging for a quarter on the street's. the man is fourty six years old he should of emancipated himself thirty years ago. The cocksuker is about as useless as scuba's tit's.
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Little Adolph
Gertrud Goebbels had changed her name to hide her Nazi past. Her new name was Sara Mueller But rumor's of her past haunted her. On August the first of nineteen forty seven she gave birth to a big headed baby boy who she named Adolf. Gertrud he was not much of a thinker and Adolph was not a popular name at this time so people were supicious of why she would name her child Adolf. She took the little bastard boy and fled to Munich. This is where she met the American soldier Simon Vandyke.
Simon Vandyke was from Ohio. He was as queer as one could be back in those days. All the other solider's made fun of him . They even had their little gay jokes for him. " Van is more woman than man , will suck your dick if he can". He was in trouble, he had tried to have sex with a man in the shower and had been discovered. He feared a court martial and decided to get married to dispel the queer rumor's.
Gertrud had to get out of Germany ,they were hot on her trail for being a death camp worker. She and Vandyke met by accident at a Munich beer hall where they were both , drowning their sorrow's. Each were repulsed by the other but it was the perfect way out for them. They were quickly married. Her little Adolf and Vandyke all moved to Akron Ohio. Vandykes parents were so pleased that their son had married a woman. She was awful fat and ugly but they did not care. It was a lot better than than having the stigma of a queer son.
Vandyke proudly passed off little Adolf as his own son and decided to have him circumcised as was the American custom of the time. The physician was doctor Gabriel Goldstein ,recently of one of the many german concentration camps. He thought he recognized
the mother as being a guard at the camp he was at but he could not be sure. He then saw the little boys name was Adolf. The horror came back to him and while he was doing the Circumcision,
He cut off little Adolfs penis. It was passed off as a horrible accident.
Mr. and Mrs Vandyke were horrified. Adolfs penis was buried at the cemetery at Saint Mary's. Next they did the only thing they could do they changed Adolfs name to Hilda and raised him as a girl. After Hilda reached adulthood she would annually visit the cemetery and cry over the grave of her dearly departed penis.
Simon Vandyke was from Ohio. He was as queer as one could be back in those days. All the other solider's made fun of him . They even had their little gay jokes for him. " Van is more woman than man , will suck your dick if he can". He was in trouble, he had tried to have sex with a man in the shower and had been discovered. He feared a court martial and decided to get married to dispel the queer rumor's.
Gertrud had to get out of Germany ,they were hot on her trail for being a death camp worker. She and Vandyke met by accident at a Munich beer hall where they were both , drowning their sorrow's. Each were repulsed by the other but it was the perfect way out for them. They were quickly married. Her little Adolf and Vandyke all moved to Akron Ohio. Vandykes parents were so pleased that their son had married a woman. She was awful fat and ugly but they did not care. It was a lot better than than having the stigma of a queer son.
Vandyke proudly passed off little Adolf as his own son and decided to have him circumcised as was the American custom of the time. The physician was doctor Gabriel Goldstein ,recently of one of the many german concentration camps. He thought he recognized
the mother as being a guard at the camp he was at but he could not be sure. He then saw the little boys name was Adolf. The horror came back to him and while he was doing the Circumcision,
He cut off little Adolfs penis. It was passed off as a horrible accident.
Mr. and Mrs Vandyke were horrified. Adolfs penis was buried at the cemetery at Saint Mary's. Next they did the only thing they could do they changed Adolfs name to Hilda and raised him as a girl. After Hilda reached adulthood she would annually visit the cemetery and cry over the grave of her dearly departed penis.
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Hilda Vandyke
Hilda Vandyke was born in Germany slightly after world war two. Her mothers real name was Gertrud Goebbels the sister of Dr. Josef Goebbels. His work as propagandist materially aided Hitler's rise to power. She used his influence to work in the nazi concentration camps. She loved her work and was known for her cruelty. She had personaly thrown many a jewish baby/s, into the ovens. It was rumored she masterbated as she heard their little screams. The air was full of death, smoke from the ever burning Jews and the stench of death from the rotting corpses. She carried this foul putrid odor for years after the war.
After Germany fell she changed her name and tried to hide her nazi past. Her glory days were over. She was reduced to being just another German whore in the brothels of Berlin. It was hard for her to make a living as a whore as she still carried the putrid smell of her countless victims.
Hilda's Real father was a loud mouth imbecile from Liverpool England. His nick name was Skull because of his huge misshapen head. It was hard to find something the idiot could do. First he was a truck driver but he kept getting lost. They decided that maybe he could peel potatos but he cut off his thumb. They tried him as a guard but the prisoners outwitted the half-wit and escaped. They finally found the right job for him carrying shit from the outhouses. He was able to perform this simple duty fairly well, except he was a clumsy chap and was always falling, face first, in the shit.
He often visited the whore houses but it was hard to find one that could stand the fecal odor that emanated from his entire being. Then he met Gertrud at a seedy brothel. Each ones foul smell canceled out the others. He was the twenty third customer of the night but he preferred it that way. He performed Oral sex on her and sucked out he slimy semen of her previous customers . He finally had intercourse with the nasty Nazi swine and some how impregnated her. The next day he was shipped back to England where he Married tisha Threeteeth and they had many big headed children.
After Germany fell she changed her name and tried to hide her nazi past. Her glory days were over. She was reduced to being just another German whore in the brothels of Berlin. It was hard for her to make a living as a whore as she still carried the putrid smell of her countless victims.
Hilda's Real father was a loud mouth imbecile from Liverpool England. His nick name was Skull because of his huge misshapen head. It was hard to find something the idiot could do. First he was a truck driver but he kept getting lost. They decided that maybe he could peel potatos but he cut off his thumb. They tried him as a guard but the prisoners outwitted the half-wit and escaped. They finally found the right job for him carrying shit from the outhouses. He was able to perform this simple duty fairly well, except he was a clumsy chap and was always falling, face first, in the shit.
He often visited the whore houses but it was hard to find one that could stand the fecal odor that emanated from his entire being. Then he met Gertrud at a seedy brothel. Each ones foul smell canceled out the others. He was the twenty third customer of the night but he preferred it that way. He performed Oral sex on her and sucked out he slimy semen of her previous customers . He finally had intercourse with the nasty Nazi swine and some how impregnated her. The next day he was shipped back to England where he Married tisha Threeteeth and they had many big headed children.
Saturday, May 13, 2006
Cause of death
Wardrums was hot on the trail of Hector. Murphy was to wrap up the New York end and Wardrums was to handle the interstate chase.
The police computer revealed Hector had crossed the George washington bridge. He had been Stopped out side of Phillipsburg, New Jersy and released. His cell phone records revealed he had called Maria Zeobese of Phillipsburg. Wardrumbs boarded a helicopter and headed there.
The front door of Zobese's house was wide open. Wardrums pulled out her weapon and proceeded with caution. She found maria dead in the kitchen with some kind of bloody meat still hanging out of her mouth. She noticed the strangle marks on her neck amd figured Hector had killed again. A large cargo helicopter transferred the body to The New York city morgue.
The autopsy was inconclusive. However, it revealed the cause of death was not strangulation. The doctors were baffled, her brain showed weird little holes they had never seen before. They knew just who to call.
His name was Dr. Jonathan Sasman from england. He was called Dr. sas for short. Dr. Sas was the Queens personal physician. The man was a legend. He was huge, standing six feet five inches, Two hundred sixty pounds of pure muscle. He looked like some kind of brute from a wrestling ring. However the most astonishing thing about Dr. Sas was his Intelligence, probaly the largest in all of england maybe even the entire world. He was the greatest neurologist that ever lived, a brain surgeon extraordinaire.
Dr, Sas examined Zeobese's brain and quickly disovered the cause of death. He had seen it before from a dead man from New Guinea. He told Wardrumbs Maria had died of Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease. You mean mad cow Disease Wardrumbs asked him? How in the hell did she get that? Dr. Sas informed her there was only two known ways to get it. Either form eating a infected animal are from eating humans. He had examined her stomach contents and the piece of meat from her mouth. There was no doubt about it, Zeobese had died from mad cow desease.
The police computer revealed Hector had crossed the George washington bridge. He had been Stopped out side of Phillipsburg, New Jersy and released. His cell phone records revealed he had called Maria Zeobese of Phillipsburg. Wardrumbs boarded a helicopter and headed there.
The front door of Zobese's house was wide open. Wardrums pulled out her weapon and proceeded with caution. She found maria dead in the kitchen with some kind of bloody meat still hanging out of her mouth. She noticed the strangle marks on her neck amd figured Hector had killed again. A large cargo helicopter transferred the body to The New York city morgue.
The autopsy was inconclusive. However, it revealed the cause of death was not strangulation. The doctors were baffled, her brain showed weird little holes they had never seen before. They knew just who to call.
His name was Dr. Jonathan Sasman from england. He was called Dr. sas for short. Dr. Sas was the Queens personal physician. The man was a legend. He was huge, standing six feet five inches, Two hundred sixty pounds of pure muscle. He looked like some kind of brute from a wrestling ring. However the most astonishing thing about Dr. Sas was his Intelligence, probaly the largest in all of england maybe even the entire world. He was the greatest neurologist that ever lived, a brain surgeon extraordinaire.
Dr, Sas examined Zeobese's brain and quickly disovered the cause of death. He had seen it before from a dead man from New Guinea. He told Wardrumbs Maria had died of Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease. You mean mad cow Disease Wardrumbs asked him? How in the hell did she get that? Dr. Sas informed her there was only two known ways to get it. Either form eating a infected animal are from eating humans. He had examined her stomach contents and the piece of meat from her mouth. There was no doubt about it, Zeobese had died from mad cow desease.
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
The death of Paul J Tonnage
Murphy smiles as he sees the first name on the list. He had been trying to nail Tonnage for years. Another registered pedophile, he may be the largest man in america. His weight was right around one thousand pounds. His last name of tonnage fit him well. Since he was right in Astoria, Murphy drove there to arrest him. He was in no hurry as he knew tonnage would be there. Tonnage was a prisoner in his own home. He was so large that he could not get out the door to leave. His mother and sister had to bring over food and throw it through the door, similar to feeding a ravenous alligator, you threw the food at them and retreated as they gorged their selfs.
Murphy knew this was going to be a big job. He called the New York city fire department. They had take out the door the door frame and a section of the wall to remove him. He was too fat to walk too heavy to carry. They brought in a fork lift to lift him out onto the waiting flat bed truck. He almost made it. Three feet from the truck the large cable holding him snapped . He fell six feet on to the pavement. It was not a pretty site. The effect was similar to a water ballon bursting. Blood and fat sprayed the horrified onlookers. He died instantly, His bloody fat drained into the sewers and clogged the system for weeks.
His computer was searched revealing the largest collection of child porn in New york history. It also revealed three more names of the porn ring. The first was a man from England who used the chat name of Jewishvoyeur next was a canadian man using the name Snottish_canandian The last one was a woman from California
named holly herps.
Murphy knew this was going to be a big job. He called the New York city fire department. They had take out the door the door frame and a section of the wall to remove him. He was too fat to walk too heavy to carry. They brought in a fork lift to lift him out onto the waiting flat bed truck. He almost made it. Three feet from the truck the large cable holding him snapped . He fell six feet on to the pavement. It was not a pretty site. The effect was similar to a water ballon bursting. Blood and fat sprayed the horrified onlookers. He died instantly, His bloody fat drained into the sewers and clogged the system for weeks.
His computer was searched revealing the largest collection of child porn in New york history. It also revealed three more names of the porn ring. The first was a man from England who used the chat name of Jewishvoyeur next was a canadian man using the name Snottish_canandian The last one was a woman from California
named holly herps.
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Little Teddy indentified
Wardrums quickly traced Little Teddy as being Hector Marales of Brooklyn. They speed to his home. It was a small run down house in a ghetto of Brooklyn. The basement was a regular house of horrors. Teddy bears were covered with human skin, a little boys penis was sewed on one of them. Wardrums went staight to his computer while murphy ran a check on Hector marales. It came back that he was a registered pedophile with a lengthy record. It went back all the way back to when he was seventeen. He had first been arrested for molesting a six year old boy. When he was tweenty four he raped a ten year old little girl. It went on and on.He had been questioned many a times about missing children. Murphy cursed out loud as he thought of this sick bastard of a failed justice system.
Wardrumbs search was easy, hector had tried to hide the incriminating evidence with a incriped code but Wardrums quickly bypassed it. His computer skills were rather rudimentary compared to hers. She found what she was looking far, his contacts with the missing children. It was all there pictures of the dead children and even a diary on how he had killed them. Another file she found revealed he was a member of a internet child porn ring. She wrote down the names. Paul J tonnage from Astoria Ney york. Warren Litmann of Red level Alabama, Thomas Stumpps from Illinois, a man from Florida who went my the chat name of Fl Catdish another one from Florida who went by the name of Bignac. Then she found the leader of the gang, strangely it was a woman. She was Trisha Petterson also from flordia. She found another woman, Hilda Vandyke from Ohio.
Wardrumbs search was easy, hector had tried to hide the incriminating evidence with a incriped code but Wardrums quickly bypassed it. His computer skills were rather rudimentary compared to hers. She found what she was looking far, his contacts with the missing children. It was all there pictures of the dead children and even a diary on how he had killed them. Another file she found revealed he was a member of a internet child porn ring. She wrote down the names. Paul J tonnage from Astoria Ney york. Warren Litmann of Red level Alabama, Thomas Stumpps from Illinois, a man from Florida who went my the chat name of Fl Catdish another one from Florida who went by the name of Bignac. Then she found the leader of the gang, strangely it was a woman. She was Trisha Petterson also from flordia. She found another woman, Hilda Vandyke from Ohio.
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