Hilda Vandyke

Hilda Vandyke was born in Germany slightly after world war two. Her mothers real name was Gertrud Goebbels the sister of Dr. Josef Goebbels. His work as propagandist materially aided Hitler's rise to power. She used his influence to work in the nazi concentration camps. She loved her work and was known for her cruelty. She had personaly thrown many a jewish baby/s, into the ovens. It was rumored she masterbated as she heard their little screams. The air was full of death, smoke from the ever burning Jews and the stench of death from the rotting corpses. She carried this foul putrid odor for years after the war.

After Germany fell she changed her name and tried to hide her nazi past. Her glory days were over. She was reduced to being just another German whore in the brothels of Berlin. It was hard for her to make a living as a whore as she still carried the putrid smell of her countless victims.

Hilda's Real father was a loud mouth imbecile from Liverpool England. His nick name was Skull because of his huge misshapen head. It was hard to find something the idiot could do. First he was a truck driver but he kept getting lost. They decided that maybe he could peel potatos but he cut off his thumb. They tried him as a guard but the prisoners outwitted the half-wit and escaped. They finally found the right job for him carrying shit from the outhouses. He was able to perform this simple duty fairly well, except he was a clumsy chap and was always falling, face first, in the shit.

He often visited the whore houses but it was hard to find one that could stand the fecal odor that emanated from his entire being. Then he met Gertrud at a seedy brothel. Each ones foul smell canceled out the others. He was the twenty third customer of the night but he preferred it that way. He performed Oral sex on her and sucked out he slimy semen of her previous customers . He finally had intercourse with the nasty Nazi swine and some how impregnated her. The next day he was shipped back to England where he Married tisha Threeteeth and they had many big headed children.